SOME CLEVER LINES:
On a
Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
“Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
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In a
Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels"
"Time wounds all heels"
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On a Plumber's
truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
"We repair what your husband fixed"
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On another
Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak"
"7 days without God makes one weak"
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At a
Tire Store
"Invite us to your
next blowout"
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On an
Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your
shorts"
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In a Non-smoking
Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"
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On a
Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push"
"Push. Push. Push"
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
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On a Taxidermist's
window:
"We really know our stuff"
"We really know our stuff"
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On a
Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car
Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment!"
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment!"
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!"
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!"
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Sign over a
Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix!"
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be
hungry; come on in and get fed up!"
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In the front yard of a
Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait!"
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And don't forget
the sign at a Radiator
Shop:
"Best place
in town to take a leak"
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Sign on the
back of yet another Septic Tank
Truck:
"Caution -
This Truck is full of Political Promises”
