Some Clever Lines-Many hilarious; I am still laughing

SOME CLEVER LINES:

On a Septic Tank Truck: 
“Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”

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In a Podiatrist's office: 
"Time wounds all heels"

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On a Plumber's truck: 
"We repair what your husband fixed"

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On another Plumber's truck: 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"

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On a Church's Bill board: 
"7 days without God makes one weak"

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At a Tire Store

 "Invite us to your next blowout"

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On an Electrician's truck: 

"Let us remove your shorts"

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In a Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"

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On a Maternity Room door: 
"Push. Push. Push"

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At an Optometrist's Office: 
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"

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On a Taxidermist's window: 
"We really know our stuff"

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On a Fence: 
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership: 
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment!"

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!"

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In a Vets waiting room: 
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix!"

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In a Restaurant window: 

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up!"

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  

"Drive carefully. We'll wait!"

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 And don't forget the sign at a  Radiator Shop: 

"Best place in town to take a leak"

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”