Neil Tyson-An Astro-Physicist with a funny side

Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Astro-Physicist Neil Tyson was being interviewed by Lynn Sherr in Parade Magazine of Sunday Chicago Tribune-01/12/14. During the shoot for the magazine he tells jokes to the team of photographers. Bhupen and I laughed out loud when Bhupen read them to me. 

One goes like this:

"A Higgs boson goes into a church. 

And the priest says 'We do not allow Higgs bosons here.' 

And the Higgs boson says, 'But without me there is no mass'.

Bada bing!"

The second one goes like this:

 "A photon walks into a bar and orders a drink'. 

The bartender says,'Do you want a double?'

And the photon says, 'No I'm travelling light'.

Bada boom!"

Who knew Astro Physicists could be funny!!!!