Undisputed Beauty

of  Kaushik family. 
She could be a star in Indian films.

Bhanu-->Anila-->Bhabhi

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Some Clever Lines-Many hilarious; I am still laughing

SOME CLEVER LINES:

On a Septic Tank Truck: 
“Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”

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In a Podiatrist's office: 
"Time wounds all heels"

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On a Plumber's truck: 
"We repair what your husband fixed"

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On another Plumber's truck: 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"

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On a Church's Bill board: 
"7 days without God makes one weak"

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At a Tire Store

 "Invite us to your next blowout"

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On an Electrician's truck: 

"Let us remove your shorts"

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In a Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action"

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On a Maternity Room door: 
"Push. Push. Push"

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At an Optometrist's Office: 
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"

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On a Taxidermist's window: 
"We really know our stuff"

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On a Fence: 
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership: 
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment!"

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!"

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In a Vets waiting room: 
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix!"

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In a Restaurant window: 

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up!"

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  

"Drive carefully. We'll wait!"

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 And don't forget the sign at a  Radiator Shop: 

"Best place in town to take a leak"

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”

US Postal Service-Part 2

About half hour ago our nice mailman, Mr. W knocked at the door. He handed me the torn Time magazine in "We care" plastic bag and said he is sorry that the magazine is torn. He knew I had complained earlier and if I wanted I can do it again. These days all mails are processed by machines and therefore they do not have control over mail tearing. 

I told him I like to collect magazines and I would like to show him how many issues have come torn. He said he can show me so many torn mails in his truck he is delivering today. He was apologetic. I said to him that it is not his fault and it is not. I asked should we not fix the machines causing the tears? He said he just delivers the mail and I should write my complains to postal service. 

So it seems my complains have gone wayside. Signs of modern services. Wrapper says they care but I do not think they do.

At least mailman personally handed me the mail with an apology.

Should I be satisfied? No, I am not.

A Gujarati Song with Lyrics

ક્લીક કરો અને સાંભળોઃ (Click and Listen)
1970_Divaso_Judai_Na
-Rafi-Gani_Dahiwala-
Purushottam_Upadhyay.mp3

દિવસો જુદાઈના  

દિવસો  જુદાઈના  જાય  છે

એ જશે જરૂર  મિલન  સુધી

મારો હાથ ઝાલીને લઈ જશે

મુજ શત્રુઓ જ સ્વજન સુધી

ન ધરા સુધી  ન ગગન સુધી

નહિ  ઉન્નતિ  ન  પતન સુધી

ફકત  આપણે  તો  જવું  હતું

હર  એક  મેકના  મન  સુધી

તમે  રાંકના  છો  રતન  સમા

ન  મળો  હે  આંસુઓ  ધૂળમાં

જો અરજ  કબૂલ  હો  આટલી

તો હ્રદયથી જાઓ નયન સુધી

તમે  રાજરાણીના  ચીર   સમ

અમે   રંક    નારની    ચુંદડી

તમે તન પર રહો  ઘડી બેઘડી

અમે સાથ  દઈએ  કફન  સુધી

જો હ્રદયની આગ  વધી ‘ગની’

તો  ખૂદ  ઈશ્વરે  જ  કૃપા  કરી

કોઈ  શ્વાસ બંધ  કરી  ગયું

કે પવન ન જાય  અગન  સુધી

સ્વરઃ મહમદ રફી Sung By; Rafi
ગીતઃ ‘ગની’ દહીંવાલા Lyrics by: Gani Dahiwala
સંગીતઃ પુરુષોત્તમ ઉપાધ્યાય (૧૯૭૦) Music: Purushottam Upadhyay

Square Squared

Square Squared

"A Short Guide to the Middle East"

A friend sent following which humorously sums up the situation in Middle East. Of course, there is nothing humorous about what is going on in the Middle East or around the world today.

"A short guide to the Middle East"

US Postal Service

We have been receiving lot of torn mails with plastic covers saying "We care". I decided to visit the post office. After fifteen minutes of wait and couple of pages the person who attended to me said they will look into it. 

Let us see what happens in the future.

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Sleight of Hands-Genius

I friend forwarded this and I was mesmerized. Watch and you be mesmerized too!


http://www.youtube.com/v/9O9HfafzBPE?version=3&hl=ru_RU